Tuesday 14 July 2009

Swine Flu; the truth.

One of the most talked about subjects on the news lately has been the supposed outbreak of swine flu. As usual all sorts of stories fly around the world, saying this will happen, that will happen, it's all a load of rubbish.

Can I first say, I am obviously not a doctor, therefore I have to take notice of the Government health warnings which say that some of the first symptons of swine flu are excessive sweating, severe body odour, fatigue and chronic laziness. The advice therefore is to keep well clear of the CSU offices!

Also I've heard on the grapevine that the IT department have been swamped by over 6 billion dodgy e-mails about swine flu. Silly buggers, don't they know they all come from spam!

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